Thursday, March 14, 2013

You're a biker???

What the fuck you mean you're a biker? That ain't no Harley you're riding, so clearly you are no biker!!!!! Gimme a break already!

Le Sigh

So many facets in my crazy life, and bikes being one of them and some of the crap I have heard throughout the years just makes my head spin at the pure stupidity of it all! So for whatever unknown reason as to why these crazy thoughts randomly pop into my head, I don't apologize, I need to get it the hell out of my messed up cranium.

 I am no spring chic here and have been in and around motorcycles of various degrees all my life. And the only thing I commonly share with the majority of "bikers" is the love of the wind in my face, breeze on my knees and an open windy road. I have my personal opinions on different kind of bikes because I know what "I" like to ride. I do not and will not ever force my opinion on another, for instance; I do not care to ride a sports bike (crotch rocket) I am a cruiser kinda gal. Oh and to be clear here YES I ride my own.

                                                    (yep that be me! Don't hate)

I am not just a bitch seat filler here :)

Anyway, in all walks of life there are and will always be the "naysayers" in various levels of distasteful, opinionated douchebaggery. Yes I am mocking the twatwaffles of naysayers!! What is my point? Leave people be for fuckity fucks sake! So what if they are riding a crotch rocket, cruiser, chopper, wearing matching leathers, or whatever the hell else you panty knotted douche bags wish to bitch about!!

The ONLY time you will hear me bitch about a fellow biker is when that asshat is riding like an asshole and making the rest of us look bad. You want to go out of this world on your two wheels FINE have at it, but do so where no one can see what a dumb ass you are. I have respect...let me repeat that for those who didn't catch it "RESPECT" for all people and all walks of life, until you tread on me.

With every aspect of life there are the enthusiasts and the extremists, it is just that simple. Hey so what if that person is a R.U.B. (Rich Urban Biker, for those who don't know the acronyms of bikers LOL)? Does that person truly effect YOU? OK I will agree those peeps out there "pretending" to be 1%ers do need a bitch slap of reality more because they are making a fool of themselves. Hey you hardcore bikers...take it as a compliment that these folks in some, if not most, ways are envious of you and you freedom mentality.

Unless they are actually trying to fly colors or talking smack (shudders at the thought) just point and laugh if it will make you feel better. Now again, the whole Sons Of Anarchy....ducks from the glaring stares from the haters It is just a SHOW!!! Of course it is glamorized, it is, for lack of a better description, a "soap opera on 2 wheels" but dammit those guys are HAWT!!!! So give us wimmins something to swoon and fantasize over OK?!?!?!?! But for those people out there wearing the shows "rockers" OMFG yes I want to slap them as well and I am in no MC.

So on another note about riding....I am in all senses a "fair weather" rider I do not ride when it is below a certain temperature or especially if it is if it rains while I'm out riding oh well I'll deal. But understand my issues here, the feeling of wet clothes against skin for me is so beyond finger nails down a chalk board for me and I cannot stand to be overly cold. It takes me forever to get a deep chill out of my bones and that brings on physical pain for me.

So if you all wish to say I am not a biker, I have one question for you. Who the hell dubbed you lord and master of who's who in the world? I know I didn't vote for you! If my lack of riding because of shitty weather makes you feel you have the right to down my passion, you, dip shit, need to get a life and step out of mine. If my riding puts your life at risk, then by all means you have every right to want to bitch slap my dumb ass off of my motorcycle. Other than that mind your own F'in business.

Again this is my random thoughts....but I do have the hopes they can create a thought process among others and their own actions. As I previously stated I personally dislike crotch rockets, but I will absolutely give them a wave in passing as they are also sharing the passion I feel, just in a different form. Now actually scooters do in fact make me giggle....sorry to the people who ride them, but they are NOT a motorcycle no matter how much you want to think they are!! They are nothing more than a motorized bicycle...for the most part :)

Oh and to touch base on one other aspect of bikes...I strongly believe that "loud pipes save lives" but seriously straight pipes are a bit too far. Just like I strongly feel that helmets should be a personal choice, I know the risks of not wearing one, as well of the potential risks of actually wearing one. It should be my choice as to what risks I am willing to take with MY own life. I am not saying this to evoke a debate here, I am saying it because it is how I feel. I don't really care about anyone else's opinion on it. As I am not forcing my view on you, don't do it to me.

Monday, February 11, 2013's VD time

With the impending day approaching, where women get all gooey and expecting chocolates and flowers from their other half, I just want to gag. It is nothing but a commercialized, money making retarded day all in the name of love! How many men really get excited over this dreaded day? Unless of course you are planning a cliché proposal on this wonderful day that will make her melt like burnt butter, not that any one else has ever thought of that before...sigh. Way to be original, you romantic robot you!!!

I have referred to this day with a few different names, most used was "Happy VD" but now I am dubbing it Vagina Day, because that is exactly what it is. I can remember the first year that I was going to be single in over 15 years and that day was fast approaching. I was worried that I was going to fall into the worst depression over being alone. No one to give me dead flowers and a box of "how's my ass look now?" chocolates. What I found was it was the happiest day I had had in many years!!! There was no running around trying to find that "perfect" card or the expectations of how much thought the man put into his love for me. Yea let me say I realized I was usually a last minute thought, I mean come on it is hard to remember when that holiday was going to happen every year.

In so many ways I hate following the masses, yes, I celebrate Christmas and absolutely LOVE Halloween....but with each year I am growing less tolerant to the majority of the holidays. Mainly because of the commercialization taking over the actual meaning of that day. Hey who doesn't like to receive presents??? LOL I know I do, but I guess my thing here is the meaning behind the gifts are fading. Give me a well thought out gift that costs less than $50.00 but has so much meaning behind it over expensive gifts any day of the week. OK I won't so no to a well thought out shiny bling bling, I'm not an idiot here...LOL But what I would love to have happen is to receive such a gift in a way that is not cliché, I want it done based on who we are as a couple. And with that idea in mind it could mean waking me up in the middle of the night for awesome sleepy sex but having to remove said gift that happens to be tied to his nut sack....LMFAO sorry for the visual.

Valentines Day is so NOT original, it is Hallmarks favorite day for us saps trying to prove one day a year how we feel about our other half. Nope do not give me a Valentine on this stupidest of days, but by all means make me a puddle of gooey happiness some random day/s throughout the year, as I will do my best to do the same random acts of love and honoring my partner. To hell with the masses create your own traditions create your own version of Vagina day but remember to make it equally enjoyable and therefore creating happy vagina/penis days (note plural) of mutual awesomeness!!! Again this coincides with romance being a dead language and sweeping your lover off their feet throughout the year!!!!

Hey don't get me wrong here, if you are all for Valentines day and look forward to that one day a year to get all overly mushy, have at it. I just want more than one day a year to look forward to my lover doing something sweet and romantic for me and I him.

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Romance...dead and gone???

Seems in this day and age everything is expected to move quickly....internet connection, lines at the grocery store and relationships. Life has become fast paced, I am as guilty as the next person in wanting my coffee NOW, wanting a fast internet connection and so forth. Holy hell, I cannot even imagine dealing with dial up ever again without the urge to throw my lap top out a window and/or punch someone in the face because I am made to wait. Sadly I am seeing the same trend in relationships. I watch, and again I have been guilty of this before, people jump from one person to another, in love in a matter of weeks. Only to find out in my experiences, I was never actually in "love" but more lust in the moment. Ahhh yes I do have a point here (I think LOL) it a dead language today? Any one ever fantasize about being "courted" any more? I know I have and get all soaked panty syndrome over the thoughts of a guy truly "courting" me and not just trying to get my panties to hit the floor in record time. Now understand I am not by any means saying anything negative about wanting to get it on with a person who you are attracted to. I am in many ways a hopeless romantic with a huge side of deviant perversion O.o.  Basically I want a sweet kiss on the forehead or an over empowering embrace BEFORE you spank my ass. Is that too much to ask for? Feed me before you bed me please =]

Today I see relationships that remind me of a fast food drive pull up, get what you need and then drive off. Am I saying this is how it is with every one..nope not at all, but I am seeing it more today than I did 25 years ago. Oh and this goes for both men and women, I believe women today are much more aggressive about their sex lives than they use to be and I am loving it!! Well as I am a women and a horny one at that!!! Oh and screw you people who high five the guy for getting laid and down the women who do the same thing. I embrace my slut side completely :) I have a vagina with needs dammit!!

Oh back on track I go......

So all sluttiness aside, I want to be swept off my feet by a romantic candle lit dinner (don't forget the chocolate covered strawberries or my wetness just became death valley) or a picnic at a park/beach. Hell it doesn't matter what it is as long as some thought goes into making it happen. THAT is the key, how much thought was put into whatever was planned? Anyone can walk into a restaurant and have dinner....whoopty doo aren't you special!!! the person you love that you actually care, saying I love you is nice but showing it through actions is a sure fire way to get the best oral sex you could imagine!! Hell attempt poetry...yea guys don't always write as well as women (sorry it is mostly true, emotional wise at least) either way men or women on the receiving end of that piss poor attempt at poetry will be moved by the thought that went into that poorly written jumble you claim is poetry ...we are by no means expecting or claim to be the next William Shakespeare. If/when I have received such letters via emails or texts I get instant lady wood, clean up on isle 3, moment happens.

Of course this is all generalized and in order to make it work and re-ignite romance it takes 2...or 3..or 4, whatever you relationship situation happens to be...hey I am not judging here :) it takes all parties involved to make an effort, do not leave it on the shoulders of just one person. So ladies if you want your man to be more romantic then you also need to step it up and romance your man. Make him feel like he is the King of your universe =] no worries he can always be dethroned and so can you if it is deserved.

                                              ( now how's that for a serenade?? swoon)

Thought, effort and genuine actions go a long way when trying to sweep your partner off their feet. I know for myself actions speak louder than words, but I will also admit that when my man gives me beautiful compliments I truly just melt inside. I tend to write better than I speak, but I do realize that I need to reciprocate more because I know it will make him feel good to hear praise and adoration fall from my lips as well. In ways my mind can be "old fashion" and I tend to wait on the man to "wine and dine" me. So I need to step my shit up as well and sweep my man off his feet when he least expects it. Nothing makes a bad day better than when their partner goes that extra mile to show them they are loved and appreciated for all they do. So lets get back to basics here and treat relationships as they are meant to be treated, with work and constant effort to keep it alive!!

Oh and don't forget the mind blowing sex!!!!!

Monday, February 4, 2013

Oral Sex

Now that I have your attention =]

I have read a lot of various posts/point of views on this particular subject and each time it makes me think; what the fuck is wrong with a person who does not like oral sex? Hey I am not downing another persons feelings here but oral sex? My mind cannot wrap around it at all. With that said, I am an equal opportunist and like to get just as much as I give. From my experience it is very difficult to find that happy medium. Either the guy (in my case) is an oral junkie or oral phobic, or at least that is how it feels.

I have never had a guy turn down a blow job...nope not once, and as I lay there waiting for my turn and it doesn't come (no pun intended) it can be very frustrating. I stupidly dated one guy for close to 8-9 months and during that time each sexual act we shared ALWAYS included a blow job for him, I could count on one hand how many times I was given oral in that time frame. Oh I started to form a complex...feminine odor perhaps??? Nope that wasn't it...taste??? IDK I didn't eat pussy to compare LOL I could only go by what I was told by past lovers and the occasional finger inserted in my mouth asking how I liked the taste of myself......nope wasn't bad at all actually :)

I have come to the conclusion some people are just not that into it. And that is fine, but fuck you and wanting a blow job when you aren't willing to eat my pussy. Oh and oral sex should be done with some passion.....if you are doing it to please your partner GREAT, but for the love of all that is cumtastic put forth some effort!!! There has been plenty of times I physically just did not want to do the deed, but knowing how much my partner liked it I would at least try! Usually it would start off as a chore but the more I tried the more I truly did loosen up and get into it regardless of that nagging migraine I was dealing with.

As for you god, you all (unless your gay, no offense intended) boast or brag to your fellow man card holders how you rocked that chic's world last night....but did you, really? Lots of us women love a good hard fucking...OK I know I do..LOL but oral or cunnilingus or eating pussy for myself, and many women I've talked to on this subject, prefer that you take your time, savor, worship our pussy as if it was the best dessert you have ever had. Do not rush to make us cum, take your time learn what works on her. Don't go using the same old shit from woman to woman. Guess what...We don't all get off the same way and we all have different "hot" spots. Yep each one of us is our own personal puzzle that you need to figure out how to put it all together.

 HEY, that goes for you women too, try worshiping his throbbing cock, treat it as if you are fulfilling their dying wish for the best oral sex they ever had! Not all men are the same either and have different sensitive spots.....make it a game of trying to figure it out.I am no fool and of course this is not going to be the case each and every time you have oral sex. This is not 50 Shades of holy hell sex right from the start!!Come back to reality pretty please.....But it better be more than 70% of the time. There better be variety, add some finger play, toys, or whatever your filthy mind can conjure up. If you eat spaghetti every night you truly get bored and/or down right sick at the thought of eating it again. Same goes for sex my fellow sex fiends :)

One other solution is this...if you (being man or woman) are truly not into giving oral sex, then find a partner that feels the same way. because it is not fair to the other person who is always performing and not getting anything in return! Ooohhh but you like receiving, yea well fuck you, you lazy piece of shit, it is called give and take!!! If you are all about taking and not giving then I curse your selfish genitals to suffer a never ending case of limp dick or desert dry snatch till you learn to play fairly in that wonderful adult sand box known as the bedroom.

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Social Media in a developing Unsocial world

Technology is a wonderful thing! Or is it? 20 years ago people actually picked up a phone and dialed the person they wished to "speak" with or they hung out together. Today it is a simple scroll through address books on cell phones, or text messaging and BOOM you're connected. Yes, that is a great thing, but here lies the issues, in my humble opinion, how many actually memorize phone numbers today? I remember back in the day I knew my family and friends phone numbers by heart. Today I'm lucky I recall my own phone number. On top of that, how many people prefer to text than actually speak to another person? I am finding this more and more as time passes and technology becomes quicker. This wonderful tool called the cell phone is used more and more for data and texts than actual talking on the phone.

Teenagers sitting in the back seat of a car, back in my day talked to each other either loudly or through whispers, today they text each other while they are literally sitting next to one another. Lets not over look the now popular use of acronyms instead of speaking plain, clear English (or whatever their language is). Oh this is not all about cell phone usage, it also includes computers. Social networks or websites like FaceBook have now become the "new" way to communicate with our friends. I am not looking down on all the technical advances we have made, what does sadden me is that with these great tools, society as a whole are becoming more introvert unless they are sitting in front of a screen.

Hell kids today are speaking to other kids all over the world via their video games, which in itself is very cool. The sad side is they are not hanging out with their local neighborhood kids and actually LIVING outside the home or away from a TV or computer screen. I cannot even go out to lunch or dinner with my adult daughter and not watch her text messaging people while we eat. Drives me insane most of the time. Now back to FaceBook and the likes of social sites, what is the trend going on today? People constantly posting their every move in status updates, what is upsetting them, what is making them happy and so forth. I'll tell you, nothing I want to know more than a friend suffering from diarrhea of the mouth on a daily basis, it's what I live for!!

I have nothing better to do then read about their panties being in a twist over something so minute it is comical. Those I label under the group of FML'ers (Fuck My Lifers), otherwise know as EMO's. Oh you can sit there and try to brighten their day with a positive message to them, but guess what tomorrow you will be doing the same thing. The internet has been wonderful for so many reasons but it is also a strain on tolerance for the whine asses of the world. Shit lets not forget the keyboard warriors or internet bullies....oh hell that's a whole other write up in itself. And a comical one at that, I get a kick out of people becoming so upset over something a complete stranger said to them. Really? Are you that insecure that the words of a stranger ruins your entire day??? Grow a pair or get off the internet.

My point...shit not sure if I have one other than perhaps get out of the house more, pick up the cell phone and actually TALK to a person not text them, stop advertising you are suffering from a gapping, sandy, bleeding vagina and grow a pair. Truthfully very (and I mean very) few people give a rats ass about your dinner burnt on the stove and now you have to eat shitty pizza for dinner! If you want to share with the world fine...share something funny, uplifting, and thought provoking. But if all you wish to share is "shitty life" syndrome then exercise the use of that damn cell phone and call a friend who actual gives a shit! Cause honestly I highly doubt me or many others truly give a flying fuck.

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Controversy over gun control

OK folks seriously wake the fuck up!!!

I was not born and raised in a household where my parents were gun fanatics or hunters or any of those things. I was raised to respect guns though by my father, who is a retired Marine. If we did have guns in the house, I certainly did not know about them.

I am not going to pretend here I know all the ins and outs of this very heated controversy but what I am intellegent enough to understand is CRIMINALS do not follow laws. The politicians and/or government can ban all the guns they want, the only thing they will achieve is unarming law abiding citizens and creating more victims of deadly assault weapens.

Hell I can even say that some of the assault weapons people may own, in my humble opinion, are over the top in neccesity. But who am I to take away their hobby and/or passion for guns. Providing they are purchased legally and so forth what the fuck is the big deal? Oh some can come back with a list of articles of this person using those legally owned guns to go on a rampage....I get it I do. BUT the reality of it is this, how many people in this coutry who legally owns their guns go on rampages? Let me say the statistics are very low.

The issue here is, lets face it people, guns do not load themselves and decide to go kill people. CRIMINALS and unstable people make those choices, but also keep in mind those types don't always use guns either. If they don't have a gun they can use whatever else they choose....knives, baseball bats, I think you get my point here. Or at least I hope you do. Until any one has been a victim of a crime and knows that feeling of absolute helplessness to defend their home and family or been car jacked or whatever the case may be you just do not understand.

I have personally never been a victim of them either but I will say this on the matter, I would much rather know I have the ability to defend/protect my home and children from some piece of shit. If you want the right to not own a gun and not protect your family, that is YOUR right to do so, but do not take away my rights to do so. This is just as deep as religion if not more so in my opinion. I am not forcing my beliefs on others so why the fuck are theirs being forced on me??

There are plenty of rapists in America, should we ban all penises? Seriously, I mean that in a no joking manor. Obesity is an on going issue in the USA, so because of that shouldn't there be a ban on all things unhealthy, say like fast food places, candy, sodas and so forth? Oh wait those things did not make people fat, well they did actually, but it was the persons choice to shovel that crap in their pie holes wasn't it? Guns do kill, but not without the action of the person welding it. I own a gun, I choose to go to a shooting range, or hunt or let that gun sit in a safe...I CHOOSE what the gun will be used for, same as I choose how I drive a vehicle. I could easily choose to use a car as a weapon...hell I could use a spoon as a weapon if I was in a mentally incapacitated frame of mind.

So what else should be banned? vehicles..that would prevent drunk drivers wouldn't it? Cutlery, cause lets face it there are plenty of stabbings going on as well. Mens genitals, those can cause great harm to many victims!! Womens genitalia, lets face it, some have the ability to bring men to their knees and become butter in the hands of the woman welding the golden vagina. Sounds very much ridiculous does it not? So doesn't blaming guns for the actions of the nut job welding it. I strongly support my rights to keep and bear arms, but I also support others rights to NOT wish to want to keep and bear arms. That was what America was founded on freedom of choice...I am not happy that people who are close or narrow minded are trying to take away my rights because they do not agree with them. Too fucking bad...this is OUR country not his or hers.....We ALL have rights whether we agree or not.

Friday, January 4, 2013

A bit about me

I'm young at heart with an old soul, I am whimsical and sarcastic all rolled into one. I am a mother of 2 young adults, an aunt of a horde of many, a sister, and daughter.
Light heart mostly, straight forward always and a touch of brass clarity. Critical constructive critisms rolls off my tongue very naturally. I'm a helper/healer by nature, even been called an empath.
I've lived many life times in this short time I've been here...not more then some but perhaps more so than others. Life is a gift in which I cherish daily, friends are an extension of that gift, family is the icing on top.